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Harps In Space

by Dan Veaner

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They’ve got gear They’ve got tools They’ve got satellites and space suits just in case They’ve got tanks Full of air But what astronauts are missing, they just don’t have harps in space. There are mice, and guitars Lots of plants, all those stars There’s a pizza printer up there in that place But they’re not very sharp ‘Cause they don’t have a harp Can’t excuse it for their music needs a harp in outer space. There’s a wrench And a bench A gorilla suit is somewhere in the place Telescopes Isotopes But what astronauts are missing, they just don’t have harps in space. There are mice, and guitars Lots of plants, all those stars There’s a pizza printer up there in that place But they’re not very sharp ‘Cause they don’t have a harp Can’t excuse it for their music needs a harp in outer space. Harps in space, harps in space, Harps in space are full of grace Harps in space, harps in space Harps in space, would set the pace Harps in space, harps in space Harps in space, should have a place Harps in space, harps in space Harps in space, there’s not a trace They’ve got habs They’ve got labs They’ve got instruments that measure and that trace But for song It’s all wrong ‘Cause the instrument they’re missing there is harps in outer space. There’s a didgeridoo to toot. (di jr ee doo) Bagpipe, keyboard, sax, and flute And a koto and a trumpet have their place But if I’m the one to choose then For the best celestial muse you Can’t excuse it for their music needs a harp in outer space. Harps in space should have a place
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There’s a sign on my forehead Only insects can see It says Eat And Get Gas Here at Dan’s Eatery It’s neon and flashing Says “all you can eat” To a bug I’m a dinner From my head to my feet. That’s why I can’t play my harp in the forest Or sing by myself or as part of a chorus Mosquitoes and deer flies bring pain and disease. Wasps and big horseflies, and spiders and bees. If there had to be insects Why did we get bugs? Instead of sharp stingers Why can’t they give hugs? Or stick to their pollen When they want a meal Instead of the pain And the itching I feel That’s why I can’t play my harp in the forest Or sing by myself or as part of a chorus Mosquitoes and deer flies bring pain and disease. Wasps and big horseflies, and spiders and bees. I can’t play my harp In the woods with a singer Without being the target Of some bug’s sharp stinger Their bites and their buzzes will drive me to drugs I can’t play my harp in the woods with these bugs That’s why I can’t play my harp in the forest Or sing by myself or as part of a chorus Mosquitoes and deer flies bring pain and disease. Wasps and big horseflies, and spiders and bees. Even if bugs were my friends and benign They wouldn’t make music, They’d buzz and they’d whine The one thing they can do My harp as I strum Is follow along They can’t sing but they’ll hum. That’s why I can’t play my harp in the forest Or sing by myself or as part of a chorus Mosquitoes and deer flies bring pain and disease. Wasps and big horseflies, and spiders and bees. Spiders and hornets and also some crickets And blood sucking ticks on my skin they will prick it, Mosquitoes and deer flies bring pain and disease. Wasps and big horseflies, and spiders and bees.
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Like me, share me…. Like me, share me…. Like me, share me…. Like me, share me…. When I watch videos on the web large viewer numbers flow and ebb (he’s viewing) Before you do what I want you to do my likes and shares must be given to you (accruing) Now I play my harp on the Internet I want every like that I can get But asking you to follow me on every social service Demanding ‘likes’ and ‘shares’ makes me so Internet nervous. Share me on Instagram and Follow me on Tumblr Pin me on Pint’rest Cause I couldn’t be humbler. Like me on Facebook and Retweet me on Twitter Subscribe to me on YouTube Throw some Internet glitter Now, Like me and share me from below and above Give me all your liken’ sharin’ Internet love. Internet love is my new affliction a like is better than a benediction (he’s viewing) 5 times a day I check my analytics, I love my likes and I ignore my critics (he’s stewing) If I don’t pop at the top of Google I haven’t got enough of your approval Demanding likes is an addictive spiral But how else can I make my harpin’ videos go viral? Now share me on Instagram and Follow me on Tumblr Pin me on Pint’rest Cause I couldn’t be humbler. Like me on Facebook and Retweet me on Twitter Subscribe to me on YouTube Throw some Internet glitter. I say like me and share me from below and above Give me all your liken’ sharin’ Internet love. Counting my followers and counting my cyber loyal Internet subscribers (he’s checking) Building my numbers and Web impressions has turned into my online obsession. (he’s wrecking) Why don’t you follow me or like me yet? and make me go viral on the Internet? Demanding likes is an addictive spiral But how else can I make my harpin’ videos go viral? Now, share me on Instagram and Follow me on Tumblr Pin me on Pinterest I couldn’t be humbler. Like me on Facebook and Retweet me on Twitter Subscribe to me on YouTube Throw some Internet glitter. Like me and share me from below and above Give me all your liken’ sharin’ Internet love. Like me and share me from below and above Give me all your liken’ sharin’ Internet love. (spoken) Give me all your liken’ sharin’ Internet love.
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In days of olde when bards abounded The music that they played astounded Inspiring troops in wars so tragic Spurring knights as if by magic Though harp song really is a treat It’s not the sort that you can eat The way to a man’s harp is through his stomach. A tasty hot meal will get him to strum it A nice slice of pie and he’ll happily hum it Meals for naturals and flats and for sharps That is the way to a harping man’s harp. When choosing professions the harp is best Shakespeare said it soothes the savage breast This world is full of stress and hurry The harp strings soothe and subdue your worry. Harp songs and tunes all have appeal Especially after a hearty meal.

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I like to play the Celtic Harp. There is a celtic harp repertoire, but I like to mix it up a little bit and do songs on the harp that are unexpected, and perhaps a bit twisted. This is my second collection of songs from my videos at funnyharp.com

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released December 6, 2020

"The Way to a Man's Harp" words and music Copyright © 2020 by Dan Veaner
"Bugs" words and music Copyright © 2020 by Dan Veaner
“Internet Love” words and music Copyright © 2020 by Dan Veaner
"Harps In Space" words and music Copyright © 2020 by Dan Veaner
Album Copyright © 2020 by Dan Veaner

Dan plays Celtic harp, lyre, 6 and 12 string guitar, lap steel guitar, micro-bass, keyboard, piano, ukulele, banjolele, recorder, hurdy gurdy, and spoons on this album

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Dan Veaner Lansing, New York

Dan Veaner has played Celtic harp since 1980. He combines a Celtic and Medieval repertoire with original and other fun songs. He played harp and variety of instruments in various bands, and has recorded five solo albums and performed on several other albums. ... more

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