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The Fun Stuff

by Dan Veaner

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As we drove in our car north of Donegal Bay Driving up past Dungloe and Gweedore We could not but reflect on the beautiful day And in truth both our spirits did soar. The path traced the top Of a ninety foot drop And the ocean lay glorious below When an automobile With abandon and zeal Barreled toward us, and fast, don't you know! My wide Irish roads The sweetest roads I know Though we drove at a creep We knocked off three sheep On my wide Irish roads... My wide Irish roads I really liked them loads We tried not to hog But we just missed a dog When we drove on those wide Irish roads. Well we fastened our seat belts and tried out a prayer As we pulled as far left as could go When the car barreled past us with nary a care You could feel the cliff tremble below. As we cautiously crawled the car sputtered and stalled As we forward resumed at a creep But we hadn't gone far when our poor little car Was surrounded by hundreds of sheep. My wide Irish roads The sweetest roads I know That hog sure looked good When it bounced off the hood On my wide Irish roads... My wide Irish roads Are filled with sheep and goats We started a row Drove under a cow And had milk on my wide Irish roads. Now the scenery was lovely beyond our belief And the ocean below us was vast But we both heaved a monstrous sigh of relief When we pulled on the highway at last My heart is still there with the crystal sea air And the sun setting o'er Tory sound, But I don't want to drive I liked being alive On that grand two-lane highway we found. My wide Irish roads the sweetest roads I know When I fall asleep I count cows and sheep On my wide Irish roads... My wide Irish roads Are filled with sheep and goats It just defies words The size of those herds Grazing right on my wide Irish roads.
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I’ll tell you a story of mowing made hard By rain that’s been poring all over my yard. I got on my tractor to cut down the grass It got stuck when it sank in that muddy morass. Grass will grow high and the water will flood My trusty law tractor sank deep in the mud The floodplain had risen, the grass and weeds growing My lawn tractor sank Larry Curly and Mowing. The mud sucked my shoe off, but still full of hope I pulled my car over, and tied on a rope. The wheels began turning, but what a mistake My car was stuck spewing a long muddy wake Grass will grow high and the water will flood My trusty law tractor sank deep in the mud The floodplain had risen, the grass and weeds growing My lawn tractor sank Larry Curly and Mowing. I called Triple A and they sent out a truck He pulled out my car from the mud and the muck Then he pulled the lawn tractor out from the morass And left me to ponder the tall weedy grass Grass will grow high and water is flowing My trusty law tractor it really needs towing The floodplain had risen, the grass and weeds growing My lawn tractor sank Larry Curly and Mowing.
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Some say that angels don’t exist But when I’m laid to rest If I could have an angel’s job I’ll know that I’ve been blessed For when I die I want a job So I had this idea I’d learn to fly and play the harp In that celestial sphere I could have learned just for enjoyment Harp and how to fly But I want guaranteed employment After, when I die And when I reach the pearly gates My resume to tell there I know they’ll let me have the job I know I will do well there I’ll pluck my strings while soaring on My cloud so fluffy soft Maintaining lift and altitude While plucking strings aloft I could have learned just for enjoyment Harp and how to fly But I want guaranteed employment After, when I die Two things I’ll be when I transcend Are pilot and musician And they result when I ascend A guaranteed position The best credentials you can have Are playing harp or horn Still better if you add to that Play music while airborne. I could have learned just for enjoyment Harp and how to fly But I want guaranteed employment After, when I die
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I got the blues over you I got the blues over you They say if I kiss you that you will change To a beautiful princess and you won't be the same I love the way that you are I love the way that you are I love your big green eyes, I love your webbed feet Love the way that you move yourself, it can't be beat I love the way that you are I love the way that you are I want to kiss you, let me tell you this But I love green and slimy, not a fair princess I got the blues over you, boo hoo I got the blues over you, hoo hoo I got the blues over you
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I like to play the Celtic Harp. There is a celtic harp repertoire, but I like to mix it up a little bit and do songs on the harp that are unexpected, and perhaps a bit twisted.

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released August 24, 2020

Oh! That Gorgonzola Cheese by Harry Champion
Moonlight Bay music by Percy Wenrich, lyrics by: Edward Madden
"Celestial Employment” © Copyright 2020 by Dan Veaner
"Larry, Curly, and Mowing” © Copyright 2020 by Dan Veaner
"Amphibian Blues © Copyright 1969 by Dan Veaner
"My Wide Irish Roads” (lyrics only) © Copyright 1983 by Dan Veaner

Dan Veaner: Celtic harp, vocals guitar, banjo, bass,
ukulele, banjolele, bells, spoons, bowed psaltry, keyboard.

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Dan Veaner Lansing, New York

Dan Veaner has played Celtic harp since 1980. He combines a Celtic and Medieval repertoire with original and other fun songs. He played harp and variety of instruments in various bands, and has recorded five solo albums and performed on several other albums. ... more

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